*Breaking NEWS!*

Hillary Clinton is said to be in great pain at the moment.

She has broken both ankles and some say that she will have to be euthanised very shortly!

Hillary Clinton enthusiastically picked a filly named Eight Belles to win the Kentucky Derby and compared herself to the horse. Eight Belles finished second. The winner was the favorite, Big Brown.

Eight Belles collapsed immediately after crossing the finish line, and was euthanized shortly thereafter.

Ah shite!

It was a horse!

2 Responses to “*Breaking NEWS!*”

  1. Will Rhodes Says:

    LOL – I did, and I wrote it! HAHA

  2. thebeadden Says:

    I shouldn’t laugh. Should I?

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